Sillyy quote timeee.!!!

grimm180 · 07-03-2009, 02:32 AM

lol the dumbest but funny movie would have to be dude weres my car
lol especailly when your 14 and stoned lol i really remember the tatoo scene

grimm180 · 07-03-2009, 02:34 AM

or how about the movie "analazy this" the mobster is in fprison singing "i feel pretty" that was pretty fun ny

RandomAct · 07-03-2009, 04:28 AM

"These boxers must be made of wool, cuz my weasel is gettin a heat stroke!"--Dr. Kelso

"Grab that stick, AND AGITATE THE HELL OUTTA THIS SNAKE!!"--Dr. Weird

"You see what happens? Do you see what happens? This is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!!!"--Walter in The Big Lebowski

For extra fun, the tv edit if the above quote takes out "fuck a stranger in the ass", and replaces it with "find a stranger in the alps".

ScudNutz · 07-03-2009, 06:15 PM

i love this movie... so damn funny

Sean Dawkins: Hey Gordy?
Gordie Boggs: Yea?
Sean Dawkins: Why does it look like you have your finger in your butt?
Gordie Boggs: Because I do... stupid. - Ready to Rumble

Gordie Boggs: Buenos nachos!
Sasha: I didn't know you spoke Spanish.
Gordie Boggs: Yeah, I took it in high school... a bunch of times.
Sasha: Are you fluent?
Gordie Boggs: No, I feel fine. - Ready to Rumble

bas j · 07-03-2009, 10:10 PM

[Scarface:]:

Guard: Where did you get the beauty scar, eating pussy?
Tony: [chuckles] How am I gonna get a scar like that eating pussy man?

kinetic · 07-03-2009, 10:40 PM

@gisele "ugh i love it when you say camshafts whisper it to me!"

Beece · 07-04-2009, 12:21 AM

Reservoir Dogs

Nice Guy Eddie: C'mon, throw in a buck!
Mr. Pink: Uh-uh, I don't tip.
Nice Guy Eddie: You don't tip?
Mr. Pink: Nah, I don't believe in it.
Nice Guy Eddie: You don't believe in tipping?
Mr. Blue: You know what these chicks make? They make shit.
Mr. Pink: Don't give me that. She don't make enough money then she can quit.
Nice Guy Eddie: I don't even know a fucking Jew who'd have the balls to say that. Let me get this straight: you don't ever tip?
Mr. Pink: I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job.
Mr. Blue: Hey, our girl was nice.
Mr. Pink: She was okay. She wasn't anything special.
Mr. Blue: What's special? Take you in the back and suck your dick?
Nice Guy Eddie: I'd go over twelve percent for that.

abcd · 07-04-2009, 04:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kinetic

@gisele "ugh i love it when you say camshafts whisper it to me!"

we have a winner

abcd · 07-04-2009, 04:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grimm180

lol the dumbest but funny movie would have to be dude weres my car
lol especailly when your 14 and stoned lol i really remember the tatoo scene

DUDE, SWEET,DUDE, SWEET

Paskis · 07-11-2009, 12:15 AM

American Wedding

"Love isn't just a feeling. It's shaving your balls!"

radimage · 07-11-2009, 12:29 AM

Monty Python's Holy Grail:

"Bring out your dead!"

Gisele · 07-11-2009, 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kinetic

@gisele "ugh i love it when you say camshafts whisper it to me!"

cammmmmm shhhhaffts.....

DevilDog · 07-12-2009, 07:59 AM

haha Randomact I just had to put this

If someone asks if your a god, YOU SAY YES!

DevilDog · 07-12-2009, 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by radimage

Monty Python's Holy Grail:

"Bring out your dead!"

I ain't dead yet

Come back here I'll bite your Knee Caps off

07-03-2009, 02:34 AM	#22 (permalink)
grimm180 Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Nebraska Posts: 14	or how about the movie "analazy this" the mobster is in fprison singing "i feel pretty" that was pretty fun ny Last edited by grimm180; 07-03-2009 at 02:37 AM.

07-03-2009, 04:28 AM	#23 (permalink)
RandomAct Gisele's bodyguard Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Greensboro, NC Posts: 569	"These boxers must be made of wool, cuz my weasel is gettin a heat stroke!"--Dr. Kelso "Grab that stick, AND AGITATE THE HELL OUTTA THIS SNAKE!!"--Dr. Weird "You see what happens? Do you see what happens? This is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!!!"--Walter in The Big Lebowski For extra fun, the tv edit if the above quote takes out "fuck a stranger in the ass", and replaces it with "find a stranger in the alps". __________________

07-03-2009, 06:15 PM	#24 (permalink)
ScudNutz MegaManX Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: New York Posts: 3,013	i love this movie... so damn funny Sean Dawkins: Hey Gordy? Gordie Boggs: Yea? Sean Dawkins: Why does it look like you have your finger in your butt? Gordie Boggs: Because I do... stupid. - Ready to Rumble Gordie Boggs: Buenos nachos! Sasha: I didn't know you spoke Spanish. Gordie Boggs: Yeah, I took it in high school... a bunch of times. Sasha: Are you fluent? Gordie Boggs: No, I feel fine. - Ready to Rumble __________________

07-04-2009, 12:21 AM	#27 (permalink)
Beece Super Moderator Simon Champion! Air Attack One Champion! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Gisele's Closet Posts: 1,161	Reservoir Dogs Nice Guy Eddie: C'mon, throw in a buck! Mr. Pink: Uh-uh, I don't tip. Nice Guy Eddie: You don't tip? Mr. Pink: Nah, I don't believe in it. Nice Guy Eddie: You don't believe in tipping? Mr. Blue: You know what these chicks make? They make shit. Mr. Pink: Don't give me that. She don't make enough money then she can quit. Nice Guy Eddie: I don't even know a fucking Jew who'd have the balls to say that. Let me get this straight: you don't ever tip? Mr. Pink: I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job. Mr. Blue: Hey, our girl was nice. Mr. Pink: She was okay. She wasn't anything special. Mr. Blue: What's special? Take you in the back and suck your dick? Nice Guy Eddie: I'd go over twelve percent for that. __________________

07-11-2009, 12:29 AM	#31 (permalink)
radimage Fool for your Love! Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Cottonwood, Arizona Posts: 151	Monty Python's Holy Grail: "Bring out your dead!" __________________ I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers!

07-03-2009, 02:32 AM	#21 (permalink)
grimm180 Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Nebraska Posts: 14	lol the dumbest but funny movie would have to be dude weres my car lol especailly when your 14 and stoned lol i really remember the tatoo scene

07-03-2009, 10:10 PM	#25 (permalink)
bas j THEYTUKYURJERB!!! Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Spain, United Kingdom & holland Posts: 128	[Scarface:]: Guard: Where did you get the beauty scar, eating pussy? Tony: [chuckles] How am I gonna get a scar like that eating pussy man?

07-03-2009, 10:40 PM	#26 (permalink)
kinetic Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Irvine, CA Posts: 206	@gisele "ugh i love it when you say camshafts whisper it to me!"

07-11-2009, 12:15 AM	#30 (permalink)
Paskis Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Hellsinki Posts: 39	American Wedding "Love isn't just a feeling. It's shaving your balls!"

07-12-2009, 07:59 AM	#33 (permalink)
DevilDog Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 133	haha Randomact I just had to put this If someone asks if your a god, YOU SAY YES! __________________

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